In the land before wine openers, dinosaurs had to improvise. Brontosaurus slashed the top of the bottle off with his mighty tail and stuck his head right in. Classy. T-Rex, with his short arms and shorter patience, went with the more brutal smash and sip method. All we can say is bravo to them for being so creative and also, where can we get wine bottles as big as our torsos?
61% Cotton, 36% Polyester, 3% Spandex. Made in S. Korea.
Our threads are certified by OEKO-TEX® Standard 100, which means we leave out harmful chemicals to keep your skin safe and happy.
Approximately fits women's shoe size 5-10.
Women's 59% Polyester / 39% Cotton / 2% Spandex
Knee High's and Women's Crew Socks
Our socks are designed to be stretchy and accommodate a wide range of sizes! The complexity of a design will decrease the stretchiness, but generally, most women's socks will fit a women's US shoe size 5-10 and men's shoe size 3.5-8.5.
STRETCH-IT™ and Men's Crew Socks
Our Men's and STRETCH-IT™ socks are designed to be stretchy and accommodate a lot of different feet! The complexity of a design will decrease the stretchiness, but generally, most men's socks will fit a men's US shoe size 7-13 and women's shoe size 8.5-14.5
No Show Socks
Our no show socks (or loafer socks) have serious stay-on power and are available in three sizes:
Small: Women's Shoe 6-8 / Men's Shoe 4-6
Medium: Women's Shoe 8.5-12 / Men's Shoe 6.5-10
Large: Women's Shoe 12.5-14.5 / Men's Shoe 10.5-12.5
Our kid's socks are soft, stretchy and ready for little feet! The Toddler socks fit children's shoe size 4-7 or ages 1-2 and feature non-slip silicone padding to help keep your little one on their feet. The Youth socks fit children's shoe size 8-13 or ages 3-6 and the Junior socks fit children's shoe size 1-5 or ages 7-10. Please keep in mind the complexity of a design will decrease the stretchiness, but overall our socks are pretty stretchy!
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My sister gave me these socks for my birthday. Everyone loves them so I ordered a few pair to give as gifts. I guess drunk dinosaurs are popular!!
My wife loves them!
Fun and funny!