New Release: Sock To The Future

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Simply:
1. Slip them on
2. Say where & when you want to go*
3. Appear there instantly. No flux capacitor needed!

*Always remember the exact time and place you are coming from so you can get back home. And if you’re traveling with someone, synchronize your watches!

Make any time present time for you!

Some Sock It to Me employees tested them out for safety purposes. Check out our travels:

Elvis
Moon
Marilyn

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Meet the Sock: Hot Dogs

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We are pleased to introduce the always adorable, often ridiculous, dachshund sock: Hot Dogs!

 

SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?

Hot Dog: Who doesn’t love a cute dog or a good pun?

SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?

Hot Dog: A mustard yellow or ketchup red shoe, I’d say.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Hot Dog: I have the ability to make myself appear to be a hotdog. Or, maybe I actually turn into a hotdog. You’ll never know for sure, that’s part of the superpower.

SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, whose would you choose?

Hot Dog: Those that have long legs attached. I’ve always wondered what that would be like. But, I wouldn’t mind a pair of short legs either. They would understand my plight.

SITM: Where do you want to be seen, make an appearance?

Hot Dog: Oh, golly. I’d just like to be seen at all. You wouldn’t believe how many people nearly step on me!

 

Check out the charming  Women’s Crew Hog Dogs sock yourself.

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Meet the Sock: Women’s Ankle Shark Attack

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We know they can be intimidating, so we sat down with one of our newest ankle socks to find the softer side of sharks.

 

SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?

Ankle Shark: Some ankle biting.

SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?

Ankle Shark: Boat shoes.

SITM: Who is your sock idol?     

Ankle Shark: I’m at the top of the food chain, I don’t need idols.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Ankle Shark: Let’s see, multiple rows of replaceable, serrated teeth, a bite with nearly 4,000 psi of force, a sense of smell that can determine a scent’s direction like your mammal ears can detect source of sound, I can see in the dark and I don’t need to blink. Should I go on?

SITM: Where do you want to be seen, make an appearance?

Ankle Shark: By the time you see me, it will be too late.

SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?

Ankle Shark: Anyone who can harness my raw power and speed. Shark in the ocean, shark in the board room, shark in the field.

 

Well, maybe they don’t have a softer side, but if you want the power and speed she’s talking about, check out our Women’s Ankle Shark Attack socks.

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Meet the Sock: Women’s Ankle Sockness Monster

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The hardly seen, rarely photographed Sockness Monster Ankle sock risked exposure to talk with us.

 

SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?

Ankle Sockness: Mystery, intrigue, rumor, and speculation.

SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?

Ankle Sockness: A pair that will cover me up completely. I’m not much for public appearances.

SITM: Who is your sock idol?        

Ankle Sockness: So many. Of course my older cousin Knee High Sockness Monster, but also Sasquatch, and Unicorn, and Squid-O. Any of the cryptid socks.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Ankle Sockness: Always appearing blurry in photographs.

SITM: Where do you want to be seen, make an appearance?

Ankle Sockness: While I may not enjoy the lime light, I’m not against appearing in a tabloid now and then.

 

There you have it, the only guaranteed way to see Sockness Monster is to wear him on your ankle ($9).

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