Meet the Sock: Hot Dogs

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We are pleased to introduce the always adorable, often ridiculous, dachshund sock: Hot Dogs!

 

SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?

Hot Dog: Who doesn’t love a cute dog or a good pun?

SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?

Hot Dog: A mustard yellow or ketchup red shoe, I’d say.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Hot Dog: I have the ability to make myself appear to be a hotdog. Or, maybe I actually turn into a hotdog. You’ll never know for sure, that’s part of the superpower.

SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, whose would you choose?

Hot Dog: Those that have long legs attached. I’ve always wondered what that would be like. But, I wouldn’t mind a pair of short legs either. They would understand my plight.

SITM: Where do you want to be seen, make an appearance?

Hot Dog: Oh, golly. I’d just like to be seen at all. You wouldn’t believe how many people nearly step on me!

 

Check out the charming  Women’s Crew Hog Dogs sock yourself.

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Meet the Sock: Women’s Ankle Shark Attack

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We know they can be intimidating, so we sat down with one of our newest ankle socks to find the softer side of sharks.

 

SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?

Ankle Shark: Some ankle biting.

SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?

Ankle Shark: Boat shoes.

SITM: Who is your sock idol?     

Ankle Shark: I’m at the top of the food chain, I don’t need idols.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Ankle Shark: Let’s see, multiple rows of replaceable, serrated teeth, a bite with nearly 4,000 psi of force, a sense of smell that can determine a scent’s direction like your mammal ears can detect source of sound, I can see in the dark and I don’t need to blink. Should I go on?

SITM: Where do you want to be seen, make an appearance?

Ankle Shark: By the time you see me, it will be too late.

SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?

Ankle Shark: Anyone who can harness my raw power and speed. Shark in the ocean, shark in the board room, shark in the field.

 

Well, maybe they don’t have a softer side, but if you want the power and speed she’s talking about, check out our Women’s Ankle Shark Attack socks.

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Meet the Sock: Women’s Ankle Sockness Monster

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The hardly seen, rarely photographed Sockness Monster Ankle sock risked exposure to talk with us.

 

SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?

Ankle Sockness: Mystery, intrigue, rumor, and speculation.

SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?

Ankle Sockness: A pair that will cover me up completely. I’m not much for public appearances.

SITM: Who is your sock idol?        

Ankle Sockness: So many. Of course my older cousin Knee High Sockness Monster, but also Sasquatch, and Unicorn, and Squid-O. Any of the cryptid socks.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Ankle Sockness: Always appearing blurry in photographs.

SITM: Where do you want to be seen, make an appearance?

Ankle Sockness: While I may not enjoy the lime light, I’m not against appearing in a tabloid now and then.

 

There you have it, the only guaranteed way to see Sockness Monster is to wear him on your ankle ($9).

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Meet the Sock: Robosock

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A robotics degree is not required to appreciate this meet and greet with Robosock.

 

SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?

Robosock: A calculated style.

SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?

Robosock: Aluminum. Do humans wear aluminum shoes? Any kind of metal will do. I think I’ve heard of a steel toe shoe. I could work with that.

SITM: Who is your sock idol?

Robosock: I’ve heard of socks made of chainmail. If these exist, they are my sock idols.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Robosock: Making 01111101000 (1000 for those that don’t know binary) calculations per second.

SITM: Where do you want to be seen, make an appearance?

Robosock: According to my programing, the Robo Boogie is what to do when you make an appearance, so though I don’t know where, I know that’s what I’ll be doing.

SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?

Robosock: A bionic man. Or woman. Gender makes no difference to me.

 

If your calculations are correct, you know the answer is Men’s Crew Robosock ($11.50).

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Meet the Sock: Koala

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We got this koala to climb down his tree for a brief interview about joining the Sock It to Me line.

 

SITM: What are you bringing to the Sock It to Me line?

Koala: I spend most of my time surrounded by green eucalyptus trees, now you can too.

SITM: What shoes do you think you go best with?

Koala: Some loafers. We’d have a lot in common.

SITM: Who is your sock idol?

Koala: I know some socks are made out of bamboo, but are there any made out of eucalyptus? If so, those.

SITM: What’s your superpower?

Koala: Well, let’s just say, if you think that sloths are lazy, you’re in for a surprise.

SITM: If you could be worn by one pair of feet, who would you choose?

Koala: Someone zen. I’m more of a person of leisure than a mover and a shaker.

 

If you, or someone you know, needs a little more zen in their lives, please consider getting these Koala socks ($12).

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