The Sock It to Me “Behind the Scenes” Series: Take 3!

The star of this week’s “Behind the Scenes” series is our number-crunching, letter-writing, whiz kid on the keyboard – Amber!

 

 

Name: Amber

Position at SITM: Accounting and Computer Guru

Years at SITM: 4

Favorite pair of SITM socks: Purple Haze is my favorite of the month.

Tell us a bit about yourself in less than 120 words: Most people think I’m weird but that’s okay. I embrace it. I am a homebody and like to do crafts, play video games, and harass my dogs Charlie & Nala. I’m doing a late night water aerobics class right now and I think that’s neat. I love sending and receiving mail. I think it’s a dying art and there is nothing like receiving a handwritten letter from a friend far away.

What were you doing before you started working at Sock It to Me? Before I started working at SITM I ran my own online business that sold kawaii Japanese stationery products. Everything was very cute and a lot of the items were totally random. After running my store for nearly 7 years I wasn’t making enough to pay the bills and I got an awesome opportunity to work for Sock It to Me part time. That turned in to full time about a year later and after trying to juggle both I finally decided to close my internet doors in 2011. I have absolutely no regrets.  I picked the winning pony.

One food item you could not live without: Burritos. Wrap anything in a tortilla and it’s better.

Where are you going when the zombie apocalypse happens? I will be meeting up with Carrie at RiteAid. She told me that was where she was going years ago and I thought it was such a great plan I am stealing it.

What sock do you wish SITM had? I wish SITM had every combination of stripes in the universe. I wear striped socks most days and coordinate them with my outfit. I’ve found the pattern ones usually make me feel over the top unless the rest of my outfit is toned down… and well, that usually isn’t the case.

 

 

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The Sock It Me “Behind the Scenes” Series: Take 2!

As promised, we’re back with another installment of Sock It to Me’s “Behind the Scene” Series!  This week, we’re featuring Jacob, the one who does it all, the keeper of the organization, and the man responsible for bringing a smile back to our customers’ distraught faces (and, yes, this is his exact face as he fires off all of those customer service emails!)

 

Name: Jacob

Position at SITM: Administrative/Customer Service

Years at SITM: 7+ months

Favorite pair of SITM socks: Monkey Argyle (Mef0039)

Tell us a bit about yourself in less than 120 words: I have always been good at fixing things, whether it was someone’s back pain or a leaky roof. Now I fix things here and the end result is somebody gets the socks they want. I am proud to say that when that happens everyone wins.

What were you doing before you started working at Sock It to me? Massage Therapist/Handyman

One food item you could not live without: Bacon!!!!!

Where are you going when the zombie apocalypse happens?  First I would exclaim….”I knew it!”  Then I would head to Bi-Mart with Carrie.

What sock do you wish SITM had? Anti-gravity socks!

Bi-Mart, huh?  Interesting choice.  We think Kisa might stand a better chance with her katana.  So, Sock It to Me fans, where are YOU headed when the zombie apocalypse finally happens?!

 

 

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The Sock It to Me “Behind the Scenes” Series

Ever wandered by a company and wondered “Who works there?!” (Like who gets to fly around those remote-controlled helicopters in the mall all day.  That’s hardly work.)  Well, now it’s time to get to know the people behind those crazy Sock It to Me socks!

Now introducing our shipping connoisseur, our fantasy fanatic, the one who promises no loyalty when zombies roam the earth… Kisa!

 

Name:  Kisa

Position at SITM: Shipping Manager

Years at SITM: 3

Favorite pair of SITM socks: Giraffe (F0118)

Tell us a bit about yourself in less than 120 words: I’m a lifelong nerd. I like sci-fi and fantasy. I like reading, writing, video games, and role-playing games.  I also like karaoke and have been known to practice a little muay thai kick boxing from time to time.

What were you doing before you started working at Sock It to Me? Working as a production assistant on films and TV shows around Portland.  It’s not as fun as you might think.  Working 15 hour days, on my feet the whole time and looking for new work every three to six months got tiring.  Sock It to Me is a much cooler job.

One food item you could not live without: Red meat.  I don’t want to offend any vegetarians out there, but there are times I just crave flesh and blood.

Where are you going when the zombie apocalypse happens?  Honestly, I am completely unprepared for an apocalypse.  I suspect I’ll die in the first wave, in which case, I’ll be stumbling around looking for some juicy brains.  If I do manage to survive, I’ll make my way to a cutlery shop and try to get my hands on a katana.  Guns will become useless real quick without a steady supply of ammo.  I’ll need a weapon that can sever heads.

What sock do you wish SITM had? I’m a sucker for mythical creatures and it seems we are lacking dragons.  It is an oversight I am sure will soon be corrected.

Tune in next week to meet another member of our amazing crew!!!

 

 

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Missing in Action: The Other Sock

WARNING:  Brace yourselves.  We like to keep things pretty upbeat around here (which really isn’t too hard to do working in an office filled with crazy socks covered in unicorns and ninjas and such), but today we’re going to broach a much deeper subject.  (I know what you’re thinking – “On a Thursday! But it’s almost the weekend!” But we promise not to get your brains working too hard…)

We’re going to delve into one of life’s greatest mysteries.  An unexplainable phenomenon that leaves many searching for answers.  A question that has stooped the experts for hundreds of years.

WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENS TO THE MISSING SOCK?!

 I mean, it never fails.  12 socks go in the dryer and only 11 come out.  And what can you really do with 5.5 pairs of socks?!

Our plates are pretty full already creating even more amazing socks, but as experts in our industry, we feel like it’s our duty to investigate this unusual occurrence.  For starters, we did a little bit of research and found some pretty interesting hypotheses.  Thousands of speculated on this matter, and here are a few of the most plausible conclusions we could find:

1. The Sock-Time Continuum

According to the Uncyclopedia, socks develop a special kind of Dark Matter reserved only for clothing garments worn on the feet.  Because socks bear all of the wearer’s weight, they elasticity is stretched beyond its means which results in a low density (basically, the sock gets worn out).  Dark Matter forms in the toe and builds up over time.  After it reaches a certain level, the dryer temporarily turns into a space-time continuum and – BOOM! – it blasts the socks into a new dimension.

Photo Credit: Madnessofthemind.wordpress.com

 

2. The Ever-Evolving Sock

Let’s face it, we’ve all come across that one random sock while folding laundry that we have no idea where it could have come from.  You know, the faded pink-striped sock that’s 2 sizes too small?  The one that no one in your household would possibly own?  (Maybe the sock-time continuum blasts socks back into our dimension?!)  This blogger believes socks evolve as a sort of survival mechanism.  In an effort to get thrown out early and spend the rest of their days kicked back at the local dump, socks change colors and patterns so you purposefully won’t wear them down into a raggedy mess.

Photo Credit: StacyCohen.blogspot.com

 

3. The Great Sock Escape

This one is our personal favorite.  Check out this hilarious video of a young Jerry Seinfeld explain a sock’s calculated attempt at escaping: http://accessibleseinfeld.com/g2yE/a-sock-escapes/.

“Cause socks, socks, think about it.  They hate their lives.  They do, they’re in the shoe, they’re in the drawer, and they hate it.”

We like to think our socks are pretty content where they are, but it’s still pretty funny to watch!  And now that you mention it, how DOES someone lose one sock on the sidewalk?!

Lovtoo.wordpress.com

 

There are tons of theories out there.  We can’t say which one is correct just yet, but we’ll definitely keep you posted on our findings.  Did we miss any great guesses?  Let us know where you think your missing socks wander off to!

 

 

 

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Dun Dun Dun: Friday the 13th!

Anyone have a case of paraskevidekatriaphobia (the fear of Friday the 13th, of course)?!  We’re not completely sold on all superstitions (I mean, sometimes you just can’t avoid stepping on the cracks – sorry, Mom!), but we’re the first to admit that some pretty eery things have gone down in history on this frightening date.

It’s practically impossible to follow all of the superstitions out there, so instead we’ve decided to embrace them with our favorite superstitious socks.  Who knows – it could be good luck to sport a pair of Sock It to Me’s this Friday?!  It’s worth a shot!

Everyone knows the old myth that it’s bad luck if a black cat crosses your path.  If you’re wearing the black cats, does it still count?!

Black Cats

Chat Noir

 

And, of course, everyone knows it’s bad luck to open an umbrella indoors. Not sure if this means we should take our Right as Rain socks off outside, but they’re too darn cute not to wear in the house!

Right as Rain

 

Did you know that killing a spider indoors means it will rain?  Not such a bad idea on those hot summer days coming up!

Spiders

 

If you do happen to accidentally kill a spider instead of politely escorting it outside, you can keep the lightning away simply by putting an acorn on the windowsill.  Maybe our acorn socks will work also?!

Acorn

 

Of course, there are TONS of superstitions about owls.  Why do these cute little creatures get such a bad rap?

Tree Owl

 

Birds of all kinds have been linked to bad luck.  We’re not huge fans of birds ourselves (other than our all of our adorable bird-themed socks), but we still feel slightly bad for the little guys.  Maybe these socks will help turn around their reputations.

Crows

Birds on Wire

 

Whew, there are quite a few superstitions, huh?  Maybe we’re better off just sporting our Clover socks and hoping for a little luck!

Clover

 

What are your favorite – or most feared – superstitions?  We’d love to hear any crazy Friday the 13th stories you have!  Wishing you all a day of good luck!

 

 

 

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